MMM, I Never Thought Hunger Pain Could Be So Scrumptious

January 7, 2008

So I’m at work for about another hour, which is no problem except that I am fucking starving. I would order something but
1. I’m fairly broke/had an incident with my credit card and am in the process of receiving a new one in the mail.
2. Nothing is open in Omaha at 3 in the morning on a Monday AM.

So I’m going to wait it out and IDEALLY have a grand old BK breakfast when I get off work. It’s going to be tasty.

Because of my recent illness, which I now think I might actually be getting over, I haven’t been able to eat ANYTHING. This was even prior to the vomiting began occurring. I would really try to eat but after three bites- BAM, full. Don’t get me wrong, this is not necessarily a bad way to live life, you just have to make them three really good bites of something. This has the additional benefit of eating less overall, which my expansive waist doesn’t hurt from.  It was just aggravating that I would not get hungry at all for hours or days at a time and then, all the sudden, I would get huge stomach cramps and need to eat something RIGHT THEN to fulfill myself.  I meant that I couldn’t choose really good food for three bites or even be accountable for mealtimes with other people.

Anyway- Long story short, I’m actually very hungry for food today. Especially some eggy, cheesy goodness. Mostly because I feel I deserve, yes deserve, the calories. I totaled it up and on Friday I had 942 calories, one third of which were from fluids like ginger ale that I consumed. Saturday I had 544 calories including fluids and by Sunday the total was down to 342. Surprisingly, Sunday was the only day I wasn’t vomiting…. So I’m sure some of Saturday’s and Friday’s could/should be discounted but, meh. That means I had a total of 1,828 calories over a period of three days. That calorie total is less than the average American intake for one day. (Not to say the American diet is healthy, because it’s not.)

I don’t even have an opinion on that besides the fact that I want a Croissan’wich with only egg and cheese for all 300 calories it contains by itself. And I want 260 calories of a small order of Hashbrowns, and half an order of Ciniminis for 200 calories. It will be 760 calories of AMAZINGNESS. I can’t wait for work to end.

Oh yeah- if you want a good site to just stay fit/healthy with and use as a calorie calculator you should check out Fitday.com My brother used it to lose 30 pounds a couple years ago.

And if you want to look up your own BK caloric intact for bragging rights or whatever here is that.

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